nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
wearedustsandshadows asked: WHY ARE YOU IN MCDONALDS?? (dad said of all the random places to see you, why mcdo but duh that is like our meeting place
temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport
ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
egberts: how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours
harryedward: “who could scroll past this” me
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
abandoned-us: dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails. I signed three times with...
obliviousruska: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle did you mean eurovision
Cassie Clare: haha yeah let's introduce the characters from the new series when they're devastated and heartbroken and mourning haha
carstairsangel: When not all the books in the series are the same height. When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go. When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy. When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
Barricade Boys Asks
Enjolras: What are the two things you're most passionate about?
Combeferre: Describe your best friend.
Courfeyrac: Never Have I Ever...
Jehan: /give me a prompt and I'll write you a poem/
Feuilly: What have you made/created of which you are most proud?
Bahorel: What was the worst fight you were in (and with whom)?
Joly: When was the last time you were ill?
Lesgle: What's the most embarrassing thing you've done?
Grantaire: What is the one thing you believe in most?
Marius: Who do you like/love/have a crush on at the moment?